Laurence J. Peter

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.